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Masochists design bathing suits

May 31, 2007

I went bathing suit shopping today.

Need I say more?

hehehehe

Do it with your eyes closed next time.

Two years ago I went to a water park. While I was there I saw Orka the Whale in a size 3 bikini. Right there I decided my hangup with swimming and bathing suits was over.

I went out and bought myself a nice, tasteful tankini suit with one of those cute skirt bottoms. I now go swimming. So what if I float better than anyone else in the pool? I call it an advantage. If it’s hot, then I’m gonna swim. If Orka can squeeze her fat booty into a bikini and let her belly roll around for God and everyone to see, then I’m not going to have a complex about my Texas-sized butt.

Oh, sorry. I just soapboxed on your blog. Forgive me.
by goingbacktosquareone June 1, 2007 at 9:18 am
I have a very difficult time buying bathing suits. Really difficult. This year I went to Sears, of all places, and they have wonderful suits in all sizes. I bought a suit that has what’s called a “shortini,” I think. I love it. I think I’m going to try to get that style from now on since it’s a 2-piece but you’re all covered. Much easier when you have to go potty.

But yeah. I hear ya. If you have a Sears near you, you might check them out. The one near me had a good selection, at any rate.
by justenjoyhim June 1, 2007 at 11:17 pm